Irrelevant school story

*writes Drop Dead across my knuckles in class*
*raises hand to use restroom*
Teacher: dead?
Me: drop dead.. It's Oliver Sykes' clothing brand.
Teacher: isn't that the short dude with black hair?
Me: no that's Kellin Quinn
Teacher: I thought Kellin was the tall dude?
Me: no that's either Austin Carlile or Andy Biersack!
Teacher: oh..
Class: ....
Me: ...
Teacher: carry on
Me: can I use the restroom?
I educated a teacher are you proud of me
thebootywearsprada:

This is why I can’t handle the music scene now a days. There’s too many creepy girls stalking on musicians and trying to infiltrate their personal lives.

thebootywearsprada:

This is why I can’t handle the music scene now a days. There’s too many creepy girls stalking on musicians and trying to infiltrate their personal lives.

just in case you havent laughed today

angel-on-the-edge-of-the-rooftop:

photosofaustincarlile:

Austin falling off a paddle board HQ